Got a truckload of stuff for christmas. Phew. My old mascara was all congealed and stuff, but my new one doesn't smudge even when I rub my eyes or cry. (It said so on the package, so a few minutes after application I made myself cry. It was speaking the TRUTH.) It also makes my lashes feel like wire! That fact amused me for about five minutes. I know, I fail.
(I've just realised that a scene I just wrote in CoD could be interpreted as Les Yay. I'm leaving it in, because Taewyn is inappropriate.)
Jaypaw from Power of Three is a cranky sonnova badger.
Also, inspiration is hazardous. "Delicious Starclan, who will we be adopting into the clan next? A pregnant vixen with a temper worse than a Shadowclan elder with joint pains?!"
The speaker is then accidentally hit with a stick.
I produce total literary crack at twenty-three past midnight.
BELATED ONESHOTS COMING. I PROMISE.